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Top 1000 Baby Names of 2010, Categorized by Parent

May 5, 2011

Sorry, Harrison.

aka “Thinking Of A Word You’re Willing To Use 400 Times a Day For The Next Two Decades Is Hard.”

Children Whose Parents Watch Too Much TV:
Khloe (Girl – #42)
Bella (Girl – #48)
Miley (Girl – #217)
Paris (Girl – #327)

Children Whose Parents Were Overcome By Wishful Thinking:
Destiny (Girl – #71)
Serenity (Girl – #84)
Eden (Girl – #180)
Angel (Girl – #194)
Heaven (Girl – #324)
Prince (Boy – #522)
Sincere (Boy – #643)
Patience (Girl – #801)
Princess (Girl – #901)
Legend (Boy – #946)

Children Whose Parents Threw Darts At Maps In Sheer Desperation:
London (Girl – #108/Boy – #508)
Brooklynn (Girl – #142)
Dallas (Boy – #318)
Georgia (Girl – #326)
Paris (Girl – #327)
Aspen (Girl – #598)
America (Girl – #659)
Ireland (Girl – #838)
India (Girl – #977)

Children Whose Parents Were Going For SHEER DYNAMISM:
Talon (Boy – #464)
Xzavier (Boy – #546)
Cannon (Boy – #599)
Blaze (Boy – #848)

Children Whose Parents Are Straight-up Inexplicable:
Delilah (Girl – #187)
Junior – Boy #767)
Cain (Boy – #958)

Top 1000 Baby Names of 2010, United States of America

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