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mysterious sleep aids

March 30, 2011
am I still pretty? am I still pretty? am I still pretty?

unconciousness is no excuse for relaxing one's vigilant and unwavering femininty.

Look, people, if I can’t buy an overpriced pink version of something, I don’t want it.

And you can just keep your grotesque white antibiotics, “doctor.” All I need are my strawberry starfruit Skittles and some rest. Sweet, silent, ladylike rest. ‘Cause I’m a lady, got it?

Unless. Do they come in leopard-print?

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